Not giving every new acquaintance two kisses seems so rude.
You can't get over how early bars & clubs shut back home - surely they're shutting just as you should be…going out?
You've been part of a botellon.
On msn you sometimes type 'jajaja' instead of 'hahaha'
You think the precious aceite is a vital part of every meal. And don't understand how anyone could think olive oil on toast is weird.
You think adding lemonade, fanta or even coke to red wine is perfectly acceptable.
You forget to say please when asking for things - you implied it in your tone of voice, right?
On a Sunday morning, you have breakfast before going to bed, not after you get up.
A bull's head on the wall of a bar isn't a talking point for you, it's just a part of the decor.
You eat lunch after 2pm & would never even think of having your evening meal before 9.
You know that after 2pm there's no point in going shopping, you might as well just have a siesta until 5 when the shops re-open.
You know that 'ahora' doesn't really mean now. It means in 5 minutes, 10, 15…who knows. The concept of time in Spain is different from the rest of the world.
